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  • theo/teddy/t

  • they/she/any

  • lesboi

  • 22

  • dead dove enjoyer

  • Persona (3-5)

  • AITSF

  • OMORI

  • Ace Attorney

  • MP100

  • Fire Emblem

  • Danganronpa

  • YTTD

  • I also talk about my OCs, Honey and Leo, who have their own story here

  • Too many ships to list

  • Sibling incest, dub/noncon, age gap, lolisho

  • Siscon supremacy

  • Untagged incest, dubcon, noncon, lolicon, discourse, and all manners of tomfoolery ahead

  • if you're here to screenshot please include plankton he likes attention

  • theo/teddy/t

  • they/she/any

  • lesboi

  • 22

  • dead dove enjoyer

  • Persona (3-5)

  • AITSF

  • OMORI

  • Ace Attorney

  • MP100

  • Fire Emblem

  • Danganronpa

  • YTTD

  • I also talk about my OCs, Honey and Leo, who have their own story here

  • Too many ships to list

  • Sibling incest, dub/noncon, age gap, lolisho

  • Siscon supremacy

  • Untagged incest, dubcon, noncon, lolicon, discourse, and all manners of tomfoolery ahead

  • if you're here to screenshot please include plankton he likes attention

I am currently accepting commissions! Please read all of the info here before contacting me.

  • Prices are 12USD per 1000 words, with a minimum of 1000 words for a commission and a maximum of 3000 words.

  • Payment is through PayPal or Ko-Fi.

  • I will send an outline and then ask for full payment for the commission. If it's not completed within 30 days after payment is received, I will fully refund you.

  • I am accepting commissions for any fandom you've seen me write/make mention of. If you're not sure, just ask!

  • I have the right to refuse any commission for any reason, but I'm fine with most kinks. For personal reasons, I will not write gore, raceplay, or scat.

  • I also will not write original characters. Character/nameless mob or character/reader is fine, but I do have less experience with it!

  • Please be considerate when deciding your prompt and how many words you would like. I'm capable of stretching a brief prompt into a longer fic, but condensing a lengthy, detailed prompt into a short fic is quite difficult.

Please DM me on Twitter (or my Discord, if you have it) for inquiries! Have a good day and drink some water uwu

I am currently accepting commissions! Please read all of the info here before contacting me.

  • Prices are $3 (one Ko-fi) for 500 words and $6 for 1000 words (two Ko-fi).

  • Payment is upfront, delivery within two weeks.

  • I am accepting commissions for any fandom you've seen me write/make mention of. If you're not sure, just ask!

  • I have the right to refuse any commission for any reason, but I'm fine with most kinks. For personal reasons, I will not write gore, raceplay, or scat.

  • I also will not write original characters, but I'm fine with writing character/reader fic or mob/reader fic.

  • Please be considerate when thinking of the prompt (taking into account the length of the fic).

If you would like to discuss different word counts/payment methods, feel free to ask (especially if you've commissioned me before/we know one another), but please keep in mind that fics of lengths greater than 1000 words 1) will be charged at my regular prices ($11.50 per 1,000 words) and 2) may take longer.